Free Online Pregnancy Test
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Step One: Pregnancy detected!

Congratulations, Jenny! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.

Step Two:It's A Boy!

Jenny, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 9 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.

Step 3:Arnold Schwarzenegger

Don't feel bad, you were just wearing a dress and sometimes that's all it takes. It could have happened to anyone.

(I edited the birth certificate in Paint Program :P)

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I'm apparently having a 14 lb girl and the pope impregnated me. WOW.

That is one heavy kid and the pope? jeez. you must have some powerful mojo to knock him off his holy horse.

Im having a 16lb 9oz girl by Arnold Schwarzenegger....apparently he was busy!! eww! lol

I am also having a 16lb 9oz girl with blonde hair and green eyes. And the neighbor kid is the father.

Ha-ha thats hilarious!!! a 13 pound GIRL with blond hair and hazel eyes! By Pee Wee Herman???? Gross- I chose another father- I got fabio!! Thats more like it!!

lol...I'm having a 13lb girl by Bill O'Reilly

Oh yeah that Bill he's a hottie.... lol

double post, sorry.

well, the first time I wasn't pregnant, so I had to retest.
Now it's a 13 lb 9 oz baby girl with black hair and gray eyes.
And Janet Reno impregnated me. I didn't even get a kiss! I dont think the baby looks like either of us.